So. Here we are again. How many times do we have to go through this, huh? I thought that the last time was…. Well, the last time. But no. Once again you let me down and we have to go through this whole pathetic rigmarole once more.
What’s that you say? It’s my fault? That they were my errors and you were doing me a favour anyway? Nonsense. No-one writes magic on the first pass. It’s down to you to let me know what’s working and what isn’t. If you’d have given me what I wanted initially we might both have been spared this abomination. So I’ve come up with a list of things I actually want you to evaluate as you read through my novel once again. If a job’s worth doing it’s worth doing properly and all that.
So, no slacking, no excuses. Here’s what I want you to think about.
- Typos, spelling, grammar – you know this. But please do draw any errors to my attention
- Unspecified ‘bad writing’. If I could make something clearer/be sharper, or if something just could be better-written please do let me know
- Punctuation matters. Tell me if I’ve got it wrong!
- Under no circumstances allow me to dangle my modifiers
- Do you understand the plot? Is it rational/fair? Is it sufficiently complex but not over-complicated?
- Are any threads left tangling? Any subplots left unresolved?
- Does it sustain your interest?
- Any McGuffins left hanging? Are there any Chekov’s Gun’s carelessly lying around?
- Are there too many rhetorical questions?
- Does the novel ‘flow’ right? Is it well paced, and were there any sections that dragged?
- Does the mood change across scenes, but not too abruptly within them?
- Are any bits of information repeated?
- Is anything underexplained?
- Did you get a clear impression of the characters?
- Were they consistent? Did they ever do anything that seemed awry to you?
- Were there any sections of dialogue that seemed stiff or unnatural?
- Were there any ideas that seemed hackneyed or old-hat?
- Any clichés?
Remember, I don’t just want to know about things that are ‘bad’; I also want to know if I can do anything better. I realise that might mean the whole damn thing, but I’m a terrible judge of my own writing. I’m also lazy and, given the chance, would happily hop-and-skip straight across a passage if it’s not scribbled over in red pen with a big note saying ‘rewrite; you could do this better’.
So, let’s get down to it. Are you ready? Maybe, if you do your job properly this time, we’ll crack it this time.
Yours, with begrudging thanks