For the love of all that’s holy, don’t try and sell a novel with an ensemble cast.
That’s the message I have for you today; another episode in the ‘Oh my lord, what the hell have I done?’ series I’ve been running for what seems like forever. Now there’s nothing wrong with trying to write a novel with an ensemble cast – write what the hell you like – but trying to create a pitch for a novel without a single identifiable star is another thing entirely.
Yes, it’s more Pitch Wars angst from me. By the time you read this I’ll have sent my submission into the electronic ether* and I’ll be chewing on my knuckles, fingernails long-since devoured. See, the thing about Pitch Wars is that you actually have to pitch. Or at least you have to write a query letter.
Now a long, long time ago I was actually brave/stupid enough to try and give advice on querying. I think, by and large, I wasn’t entirely wrong. But I didn’t realise then that American queries are different. And Pitch Wars uses the American system.
Basically, an American pitch is – well, it’s a pitch. Basically it’s like sending a mini-synopsis or book-blurb, the kind you’d see on the back of a novel. These are hard at the best of times but when you have seven major characters, all of whom demand that they’re the star? A blurb that covers all of them would completely cover the back of a book (in very small print) and start creeping across the front as well. And that’s before we get to what actually happens to significant minor creatures, like the girl whose murder sparks a whole sub-plot and emotional wringeration, or the creepy neighbour-witch who gives another character a major fillip…
So basically I have to choose one of my cast and put her centre-stage, ignoring the rest of the crew. It’s the only way I can see to do it. But she’s not the character the novel opens with, and I worry about confusing the reader/judge, and, and, and…
So if all you out there want to save your sanity, don’t work with ensemble casts. Not on your debut, at least. Save it until you’ve got a reputation, when people are slightly more likely to indulge you. It’s the only way to be safe.
*Not submitted yet. Today. Tomorrow at the latest. Stupid last-minute editing
Your story sounds epic hence the uncertainty over who is THE main character. Hope you get some positive feedback👍
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Thank you! Pesky characters, always trying to steal the attention…
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Oh as a side note I love the first image in your blog, I used to have that Shakespeare word game. ‘Get you gone you foul stench’ is a phrase I still use today!
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Thanks again. I love playing with words and this blog is my place to unleash all my tortured metaphors and unsound similes. ‘Get you gone you foul stench’ is great – I’ll have to start using that on the baby!
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Ah they can be little stink bombs at time can’t they? 😂 cute ones though!
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